movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via illegalaustralien)

  • mom: honey why do you stay up so late
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: because sometimes Beyoncé releases raNDOM SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT

tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via fake-mermaid)